I want to stick my p in your. b.
id be glad to
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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