PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
third nipple confirmed
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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