I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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Not this minute but later I will be
Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me.
Hugth and kitheth
next time crap on his pillow and say he did it.
Been there, done that. Fun times.
Had a friend did that to his little bro's face, ur lucky it's on his bed
Same thing happened to me except I pee'd all over my dirty laundry. My roommate woke up and asked what I was doing. Apparently, all I did was turn around, give him a blank stare, and proceed to urinate all over my laundry. He reminded me the next morning, I didn't believe, and sure enough all my laundry was wet with the smell of piss.
I had a dude piss in my suitcase once. He was so drunk all he could say when I yelled at him to stop pissing in my suitcase was "hmanerehanhenrn"... minus the vowels.
That's fuckin awesome, tell him he's an American hero
haha my bud does shit like this all the time!
You're the exact same thing
You're first!!!!! My room mate did that on my bed. Only she pooped on me.
I fucking hate when people bitch about shit but can't spell fucking.
That mustve been a good-ass night
I fucken hate it when people say, for example, kevin?
Get a fucken life
my cousin did the same thing, then got back into bed, curled up in his pee, and went back to sleep. priceless.
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