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  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:59pm

    next time crap on his pillow and say he did it.

  • 69 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:17pm

    Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:40pm

    Not this minute but later I will be

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:24pm

    Been there, done that. Fun times.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 9:35am

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:47pm

    Had a friend did that to his little bro's face, ur lucky it's on his bed

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:23pm

    haha my bud does shit like this all the time!

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:32pm

    You're first!!!!! My room mate did that on my bed. Only she pooped on me.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 2:40am

    That's fuckin awesome, tell him he's an American hero

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:39am

    Same thing happened to me except I pee'd all over my dirty laundry. My roommate woke up and asked what I was doing. Apparently, all I did was turn around, give him a blank stare, and proceed to urinate all over my laundry. He reminded me the next morning, I didn't believe, and sure enough all my laundry was wet with the smell of piss.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:24am

    I had a dude piss in my suitcase once. He was so drunk all he could say when I yelled at him to stop pissing in my suitcase was "hmanerehanhenrn"... minus the vowels.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:56pm

    You're the exact same thing

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:29pm

    I fucking hate when people bitch about shit but can't spell fucking.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 27, 10 at 12:18am

    That mustve been a good-ass night

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:02am

    my cousin did the same thing, then got back into bed, curled up in his pee, and went back to sleep. priceless.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:14pm

    Strike the choir on myspace

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:25pm

    I fucken hate it when people say, for example, kevin? Get a fucken life