Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Drake has all the answers
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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