The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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