just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.