addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
