You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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