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  • Dancer all the way. Would be just as flexible as the gymnast, and we all know that cheerleaders are just dancers who've gone retarded.

    Submitted by Gustavius121711 on Dec 4, 11 at 3:38pm
  • Honestly, I would just go for the one who has pie. Pie is good.

    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 4, 11 at 3:59pm
  • Why stop at one?

    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Dec 4, 11 at 3:35pm
  • Dancers are always the best in bed...flexible andd knows how to move ;)

    Submitted by leahsilvs on Dec 4, 11 at 3:36pm
  • The question remains...were they still in the same shape?

    Submitted by OnceUponAWhore25 on Dec 4, 11 at 9:38pm
  • cheerleader..probably has daddy issues definitely self esteem issues..she'll be the most eager to please for a biscuit

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 6:17pm
    • nunu...you.seem to be gettin a lot of Neg votes and comments lately...are you this months Peach? o_O

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 4, 11 at 8:35pm
      • the fact I'm getting this much attention without being a spamtwat means I'm probably doing something right

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 10:48pm
  • Easy. Go with the one with the biggest boobs.

    Submitted by BruceDotO on Dec 5, 11 at 6:55am
  • I'm a former dancer and gymnast! Win-win!

    Submitted by LeoOnTheLarge on Dec 4, 11 at 4:40pm
  • DO ALL THE THINGS!

    Submitted by Pengz on Dec 5, 11 at 8:31am
  • Yes in this case go "Full Retard." Operation Cheerleader is a go.

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 4, 11 at 7:36pm
  • Gymnast. Anything the others can do, she can do better.

    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Dec 4, 11 at 4:34pm
  • Cheerleader probably has a load of stds. Steer clear. Go for gymnast, dancer could mean anything.

    Submitted by ComatoseCritic on Dec 4, 11 at 10:11pm
  • Nunu has a very good point. And who knows, maybe she still has the flexibility.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 4, 11 at 6:30pm
  • Sounds like you can't make a bad decision!

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 5, 11 at 11:27pm
  • Uh I'm all three?

    Submitted by sexybitch27 on Dec 4, 11 at 11:05pm
  • Gymnasts are more flexible

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 4, 11 at 9:10pm
  • @Mactastic, YES!

    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Dec 4, 11 at 4:08pm
  • Not a tough decision really, unless dancer is short for pole-dancer. If so. It's narrowed down to two and if you play your cards right, you might not have to decide. I'd have em both in about an hour filming a home movie of the x-rated nature.

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 5, 11 at 2:42pm
  • cool story bro

    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 5:05pm
  • I'm going to go against the grain and go anti-dancer. Dancers tend to get weird muscular bodies. Trust me, I've seen them. Gymnasts seem to have a similar problem. So I'd have to go cheerleader.\nUnless we're talking something more than a one night stand. In that case, the gymnast is the clear selection, because she'll be intellectual, but not weird like the dancer.\n\nPlus, if 'dancer' is anything other than ballet, you don't even get the benefits of flexibility. So ste

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 5, 11 at 12:18am
  • Current cheerleader, gymnast, and dancer ;)

    Submitted by madisonelizabeth on Dec 4, 11 at 10:52pm
  • DANCER

    Submitted by kiaranightly on Dec 5, 11 at 11:13am
  • Fat. Fat. Or fat. Go for whoever used to be the hottest in high school before kids/time kicked in.

    Submitted by helmetirdge on Apr 23, 14 at 6:48pm
  • Gymnast can do a back handspring right onto yer Dick...just sayin

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 5, 11 at 4:24am
  • Gymnast!!! All 3 in 1!!! Amazing legs!!!!

    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 4, 11 at 11:28pm
  • All of them. At once.

    Submitted by friedbunnies on Dec 6, 11 at 1:18am
  • all three!!

    Submitted by melihay23 on Dec 5, 11 at 12:25am