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  • Submitted by Gustavius121711 on Dec 4, 11 at 3:38pm

    Dancer all the way. Would be just as flexible as the gymnast, and we all know that cheerleaders are just dancers who've gone retarded.

  • Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 4, 11 at 3:59pm

    Honestly, I would just go for the one who has pie. Pie is good.

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Dec 4, 11 at 3:35pm

    Why stop at one?

  • Submitted by leahsilvs on Dec 4, 11 at 3:36pm

    Dancers are always the best in bed...flexible andd knows how to move ;)

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 6:17pm

    cheerleader..probably has daddy issues definitely self esteem issues..she'll be the most eager to please for a biscuit

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 4, 11 at 8:35pm

      nunu...you.seem to be gettin a lot of Neg votes and comments lately...are you this months Peach? o_O

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 10:48pm

        the fact I'm getting this much attention without being a spamtwat means I'm probably doing something right

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    Submitted by BruceDotO on Dec 5, 11 at 6:55am

    Easy. Go with the one with the biggest boobs.

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    Submitted by OnceUponAWhore25 on Dec 4, 11 at 9:38pm

    The question remains...were they still in the same shape?

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    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 4, 11 at 7:36pm

    Yes in this case go "Full Retard." Operation Cheerleader is a go.

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    Submitted by LeoOnTheLarge on Dec 4, 11 at 4:40pm

    I'm a former dancer and gymnast! Win-win!

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    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Dec 4, 11 at 4:34pm

    Gymnast. Anything the others can do, she can do better.

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    Submitted by ComatoseCritic on Dec 4, 11 at 10:11pm

    Cheerleader probably has a load of stds. Steer clear. Go for gymnast, dancer could mean anything.

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    Submitted by Pengz on Dec 5, 11 at 8:31am

    DO ALL THE THINGS!

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    Submitted by sexybitch27 on Dec 4, 11 at 11:05pm

    Uh I'm all three?

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    Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Dec 4, 11 at 4:08pm

    @Mactastic, YES!

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      Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 4, 11 at 8:29pm

      Ha! Excellent name.

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    Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 5, 11 at 12:18am

    I'm going to go against the grain and go anti-dancer. Dancers tend to get weird muscular bodies. Trust me, I've seen them. Gymnasts seem to have a similar problem. So I'd have to go cheerleader.\nUnless we're talking something more than a one night stand. In that case, the gymnast is the clear selection, because she'll be intellectual, but not weird like the dancer.\n\nPlus, if 'dancer' is anything other than ballet, you don't even get the benefits of flexibility. So ste

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 4, 11 at 6:30pm

    Nunu has a very good point. And who knows, maybe she still has the flexibility.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 4, 11 at 9:10pm

    Gymnasts are more flexible

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    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 5, 11 at 2:42pm

    Not a tough decision really, unless dancer is short for pole-dancer. If so. It's narrowed down to two and if you play your cards right, you might not have to decide. I'd have em both in about an hour filming a home movie of the x-rated nature.

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    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 5, 11 at 11:27pm

    Sounds like you can't make a bad decision!

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 5:05pm

    cool story bro

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    Submitted by kiaranightly on Dec 5, 11 at 11:13am

    DANCER

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 5, 11 at 4:24am

    Gymnast can do a back handspring right onto yer Dick...just sayin

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    Submitted by madisonelizabeth on Dec 4, 11 at 10:52pm

    Current cheerleader, gymnast, and dancer ;)

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    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 4, 11 at 11:28pm

    Gymnast!!! All 3 in 1!!! Amazing legs!!!!

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    Submitted by helmetirdge on Apr 23, 14 at 6:48pm

    Fat. Fat. Or fat. Go for whoever used to be the hottest in high school before kids/time kicked in.

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    Submitted by friedbunnies on Dec 6, 11 at 1:18am

    All of them. At once.

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    Submitted by melihay23 on Dec 5, 11 at 12:25am

    all three!!