His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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