Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm gonna have a badass scar
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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