Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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