That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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