White coat. Heels.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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