yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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