Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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