I wannas sexs uuuuu
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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