what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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