I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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