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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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