Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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