is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
NoShamevember. You game?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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