1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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