and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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