He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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