once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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Wouldn't have been sanitary anyways
gives a new meaning to the word 'crab cakes'
If that cake is big enough to hold a human being a stripper better pop out of it or better be dead inside of it. FYI, to avoid "dead stripper cakes" make sure the stripper gets in the cake after it is baked and not before.
How the FUCK is this even funny???
i think this is a duplicate
Its a similar text to one about a week ago...something along the lines of a person no longer being interested in their party because there was no penis available or something like that.
But your mouth watered when you saw the dick pop out!
God dammit who ruined the suprise for this nice gentlemen