oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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