Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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