you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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