found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.