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  • 5:49, I think you're on to something. Though I'm also wondering whether his girlfriend is made of flesh or plastic ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:10pm
  • Seriously, what makes banging your girlfriend in front of the tv so extraordinary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Where is 775, so I can go there and punch the OP in the face? I really hope it's within driving distance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:23pm
  • If that's a rare opportunity, your life is lacking something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 11:50pm
  • I boned her in front of your TV, too. No biggie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:38pm
  • I'm hazarding a guess this OP doesn't get out much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Obviously it wasn't going to school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:42pm
  • was anything good on TV?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:58pm
  • a rare opportunity for you is passing 1st grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:39pm
  • think his head will explode when he discovers you can fuck to porn?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Really? All the good shit the 775 send in and THIS is what they put through? WTFBBQ!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:57pm
  • You are a waste of sperm . My wasted time as well as the other 2 million readers .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:14pm
  • hahahaha 775 is every part of nevada that isn't las vegas, hellooooo hicktowns like laughlin, pahrump, and reno.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:20pm
  • eric is that you? HAHAHA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 2:57am
  • This is the worst tfln I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Totally let my boyfriend fuck me while he played Resident Evil and video taped it. I WIN!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:17pm
  • my rare opportunity was bonin Your gf in front of Your tv. and that is noteworthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 4:50pm
  • FIVE TIMES IN A ROW OF BEING FIRST!! THIS HAS TO BE A GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS WORTHYY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:25pm
  • worst TFLN ever.... who the fuck moderated this? FAIL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 8:06pm