I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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wiggley. rubbery. slimey meat. way to go whiskey dick
If an octopus laid eggs there, you should go to a doctor instead of a bar.
Ive seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
Hentai Japan's answer to the question"what's the most fucked up thing ever"..although 'la blue girl' makes one of the best drinking games
@gaterhog: calamari is squid, not octopus. Just thought you oughta know.
Fuck why does this sound like me -_-