Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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