what if I'm pregnant?
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He better not be in your backpack
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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