have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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