sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Randomize