no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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