i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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