She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I want you more than these girls want KFC
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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