We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Randomize
