i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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