Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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