You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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