A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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