Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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