People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize