You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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