When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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