Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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