About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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