I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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