Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
