So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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