I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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